Introduction

In the game called life, we can either be the jackasses or the dumbasses…. So far, I’ve only really been the dumbass… O_o Somehow, through my near twenty-seven years of life, each encounter with the male gender ended almost the exact same way, me crawling through the rubble trying to find the cracked and fallen pieces of my heart. With of course, my trusty super glue in one hand and a Grey Goose and soda in the other… Well friends, it seems as though the glue has set and the goose has been cooked… It is now time to start a new… A journey into the mind of a psychotic Chinese girl, with her most dysfunctional dating life in tow…
Neither an avid writer nor even a very articulate person in general, I will try and convey my dating experiences in this blog… Since I believe it to be quite impossible to have a date a day, the rest of time the blog will be filled with my most honest, maybe brutal, and most definitely nonsensical rants on life. More importantly, I hope to especially concentrate on my online dating adventures. We will start such journey tomorrow after I maneuver the intricate designs of being profiled, labeled and judged by one of the web’s supposedly top dating sites…. Wish me luck friends and the millions of invisible fans I believe to be reading my wise words… Here goes nothing! Or is it everything?!?!